Fleeting Thoughts

shadowpiranha:

hils-k:

trickztr:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

ATTENTION: WOMEN WHO USE PADS ONLY HAVE SEX WITH 3/4 OF THEIR PARTNER.

… The fuck, bro.
Seriously. Article Writer, if you think that sticking a tampon up your vagina is pleasurable and somehow similar to masturbating then you obviously know absolutely NOTHING about how pleasuring a woman should go.
SERIOUSLY, BRO. UNCOMFORTABLE, OKAY. AND AWKWARD. AND NOT AT ALL LIKE MASTURBATING. OMG, YOU DUMB BASTARD, STOP TALKING.
FOREVER.



Does anyone seriously think any woman is capable of getting pleasure out of inserting a fucking tampon? ‘Cause I don’t know any who are.

And even if we were - it’s none of your fucking business oh my God.

I couldn’t believe this could be real. So I googled and sure enough: http://dailybleach.com/ban-tampons-they-teach-women-how-to-masturbate/
Damn… that’s right MAN (who doesn’t use a Tampon), you tell us women what whores we are for wanting us a Tampon that isn’t remotely sexually enticing. Way to mansplain it all to us.

shadowpiranha:

hils-k:

trickztr:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

ATTENTION: WOMEN WHO USE PADS ONLY HAVE SEX WITH 3/4 OF THEIR PARTNER.

… The fuck, bro.

Seriously. Article Writer, if you think that sticking a tampon up your vagina is pleasurable and somehow similar to masturbating then you obviously know absolutely NOTHING about how pleasuring a woman should go.

SERIOUSLY, BRO. UNCOMFORTABLE, OKAY. AND AWKWARD. AND NOT AT ALL LIKE MASTURBATING. OMG, YOU DUMB BASTARD, STOP TALKING.

FOREVER.

Does anyone seriously think any woman is capable of getting pleasure out of inserting a fucking tampon? ‘Cause I don’t know any who are.

And even if we were - it’s none of your fucking business oh my God.

I couldn’t believe this could be real. So I googled and sure enough: http://dailybleach.com/ban-tampons-they-teach-women-how-to-masturbate/

Damn… that’s right MAN (who doesn’t use a Tampon), you tell us women what whores we are for wanting us a Tampon that isn’t remotely sexually enticing. Way to mansplain it all to us.

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